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Alex Payne
Elon’s ‘musk’: The flavonoids of a beleaguered CEO
Smell that? The removal, return and removal of Ye (Kanye West) in 2022, the increase in hate speech, overworked employees and posturing?...
Emma Fitzpatrick
Rumble
Oh with eyes like mine, It would be so wretched of me to deny them sadness Let alone despair. Big, brown sobs Big brown leaves that fall...
Cleo Daly
Shame On You
Why we need to talk about periods.
Daniel Shannon
Leaky Body
The burnt August ceiling led me to them. In the late-night cafes where morning tore at shallow dusk shadows, At riversides spindled with...
Ella Smyth
Do You Really Hate the Arts Block?
Or are you afraid that it represents your destiny?
Charlie Hastings
St. Paddy's Day 2023 Smear
Legalise nuclear bombs! Legalise snakes in Ireland!
Emma Fitzpatrick
Piercings are like pets, tattoos are like flowers
Experiences with different piercings, tattoos, the people who can and should do them, and the people who shouldn’t have an opinion on them.
Alex Payne
Will Andrew ‘King Cobra’ Tate Ever “Escape the Matrix”?
Benjamin Franklin once said, “Words may show a man’s wit, but actions his meaning." Andrew Tate’s calculated rhetoric has, no doubt,...
Isabel Lindstam
Cruel Intentions Does Not Receive the Attention it Deserves
I promise it’s an entertaining film (I have been plagued by it ever since watching it). *TW: death, violence, revenge porn, incest As I...
Emma Fitzpatrick
Everything in The Bible Told Me
What is the point in dying young When I need to set fire alight To and from my mouth for my Garnet And my red candle. Some people emit...
Ella Smyth
The Distance Between Us
How commuting is tearing students apart.
Max Roberts
Edinburgh
Born and bred, they say. Auld Reekie through and through. My history around every corner, Reminders of misspent youth. Grandma’s flat,...
Tilda Hadley
Being Naked in Japan
Standing in the bathroom of a Japanese youth hostel, I was just eleven, wrapped in a big white towel. All around the walls were fifteen...
Amy Callery
The Bones of My Grief
The pit of my stomach Relentlessly thirsts For requited love returned. I carry these bones Like bricks upon thrones. Though the weight...
Arabella Ware
In Defence of Prince Harry
*disclaimer: this was written by an American All over the world people are reading it, talking about it, and, for the most part,...
Emma Fitzpatrick
Wedding Day
I can't make any expressions And I can't speak Everything is so sweet. Sweet lavender vanilla and French oak under Irish forest. My eyes...
Charlie Hastings
Lawball 2023 Smear
Alcohol is a hell of a thing, kids, and Lawball was no match for its power. *disclaimer x100, GAG does not condone, promote, or agree...
Cleo Daly
Men Down Under Me
An extremely thorough first-hand study of the Australian man. Australia has much to offer, breathtaking landscapes, unique wildlife,...
Emma Fitzpatrick
I Dropped Out of College So You Don’t Have to
The stigmas surrounding leaving college at nineteen.
Ellen Hickey
Babies, Babies, Babies.
I dream of clawed feet and a spiked tongue. Sharp teeth that sink into my breast and bite me. And suck all of the life from me until I am...
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