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Charlie
Extremely dedicated individual to everything but the grind, bucket list includes fighting every male with a mullet in the arts block and selling his soul to the Devil, certified silly goose, known associates include all the Workmans bartenders and the Lavazza machine.
Cleo
Anxious girlie who slays every hair colour, coping mechanisms include listening to kpop and buying sims 4 expansion packs.
Ella
Spends her life on the train! Professional unpaid therapist. Fan of business casual. Does not own a horse.
Elo
Exists only in the thoughts you are too afraid to tell people. But, also as a total milf. Writing a poem about you, as we speak. She knows what you're up to.
Emma F
Silly little writer and barista who looks completely different each month. Can’t afford her rent but can always afford another round.
Emma T
Workmans girlie! Lover of metro soup and good hats! Lil dungarees lass for life :)
Honey
Perpetually dehydrated. Fan of literary sarcasm and capitalist romance. Has yet to step foot in workmans. Horribly scared of birds.
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Isabel
Once confused Elizabeth Bishop with Mary Barber in Metro Cafe which tells you everything you need to know about her as a person.
Matthew
About as indie as The Beatles. Carry an EpiPen in case I come across an honest day's work. Would rather eat glass than eat my 5-a-day.